Hey I bought you a gift. Why won't you open the door!?

Oh no. Once my cat went on a hunting spree. First, it was newts. 6 or 7 had been presented when she decided it was go big THEN go home. My cat brought in a mouse and when my mom woke up in the morning, a mouse was on her windowsill. I had to catch it by the classic paper under a bowl. Less than a month later, my cat brought in a mole. It tried playing dead, to I put it under a bowl and struggled to put paper on it. (FYI my cat brought it upstairs) I carried it downstairs but I fell, and the mole landed in my lap, but I managed to trap it again. My brother helped me take it back outside, and we released it back onto our lawn. I chased my cat around the house and sprayed her 5 times with a squirt bottle. Occasionally, our cat brings us a present though. When will she ever learn? -sigh- "Cats..."

Plz open da door I got u a present :3

One of my cats brought a headless bunny in the house and left it in the hallway

I can just picture the rat saying. "look buddy you did your best there is other fish in the sea. ...sooo... um... can you let me go now?"

Well my cat just spend his time sleeping and eating and watching the kardashians -sigh