Things could always be worse

How?

That would be hard to describe if somebody ask you what you did for a job.
"Dildos. I do dildos"

What if you where the one setting up the dildos? What then?

I fail to see the problem...

That's not that bad... it's just assembly. Think of the people that work in the quality assurance section that need to perform random tests on the products to ensure that they are performing up to the desired result.
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Damn, that was difficult typing with a straight face...

I liked this with a straight face and felt ashamed, I made myself smile.