Ransom Demands these days

The ransom prices are getting far too high, when I was a youngin I only had to pay 4 mints and occasionally a piece of gum.

I like to think of this as a funny typo of "Give 10 minutes" or "Give 10 mins"

Parents are like terrorists, except they only have one target; their children.

10 mints is all it takes to wreck your mom's b-hole, take a whore's bath, and pick your dumbass up from squaredance practice or magic the gathering or whatever lame hobby you're devoting your short-ass life to these days.