Poor puppy

I'm a girl and yet I still feel the pain

Jajajajajjajajajajajaja!!! Just guessing (sarcasm sign) but I bet there is a hilarious story about it

If I was the owner I would never admit that.

The things the poor puppy has seen

Well either the guy is hung like a desert donkey OR the dog is laying too close to somewhere he shouldn't be. Put away the peanut butter!!