Not my fault that you are annoying

I'm not moody but if you're pissing me off I WILL tell you so, not my problem if you take offense to that

I hate when you get bitchy with a guy and they're like "Someone's on their period." Like no you're just freaking annoying the hell out of me.

Nobody going to comment on how freakishly strong she is?!?! She holding the kid at full arms length!!!

God bless u who every put that because that is totally absolutely true