the last one is possible because heaps of people attempt suicide and fail so that's legit - and yes for that one person who's gonna ask, I am very fun at parties.
Well if we are getting technical, that would be "attempted suicide" and not "committed suicide" which would be actually accomplishing it and not failing. Which I'm sure is what the lawyer actually meant. "how many times have you attempted to commit suicide"
27
The voodoo one seems like it was stolen from Labyrinth.