Words to live by

A lunch lady told me I had too much cheese on my burrito today and I was seriously about to grab the giant bowl of cheese and run. instead I said ok even though in my mind I was like no bitch

You can never have too much peanut butter

This is my motto with ketchup.

I use like half a container of cinnamon on my porridge. My mum always tells me off but I always tell her that there can never be too much cinnamon.

Same goes with nutella

Suddenly, a wild banana appears! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Weeyah weeyah... There you...

Bitch dont tell meh how much peanut butter to put on my sandwhich

Do that, then eat them. Nobody needs negativity in their life.

You can only have too much bread in your peanut butter

You can never have too much peanut butter... until you find out you have no milk! *insert evil laugh*