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mickymouse
· 10 years ago
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The dead person ones actually scary, like imagine the number of bones currently piled underneath you right now
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vlekkie
· 10 years ago
Well thanks for that sleepless piece of information
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guest
· 10 years ago
There are just over 7 billion people alive, and an estimated 90+ billion people who are now dead. Their bones are mostly decomposed now, so now you can get some sleep.
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tonkapotato
· 10 years ago
Thank you guest
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kurukuruguy
· 10 years ago
But that would mean the dirt your standing on might of been a person at some point.
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vlekkie
· 10 years ago
That means their ghost might see you standing on them........
youwillhateme
· 10 years ago
What would happen if you were a girl having sex and you sneezed and changed into a guy? Like, think about it.
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guest
· 10 years ago
I hate you
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guest
· 10 years ago
I' d keep a pouch of pepper near me at all times
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zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
"Lift" vs "Elevator". You can "lift" something up and you can "lift" something down but you can only "elevate" something in one direction (up). I don't know if the person who posted that is a real disappointment to their father.
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bravosi
· 10 years ago
I always sneeze twice so it wouldn't much
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thealmightyhobbit
· 10 years ago
THE PENGUINS HAVE THE TARDIS. THE PENGUINS HAVE THE F*CKING TARDIS I'VE COMPLETLY LOST IT XD
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davidtennant
· 10 years ago
Oh no! My TARDIS!
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tonkapotato
· 10 years ago
My sexyyyy
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davidtennant
· 10 years ago
What?!?
thealmightyhobbit
· 10 years ago
If I recover the TARDIS, will you take me with you? Please please please pleeeeeaaase?
davidtennant
· 10 years ago
Okay!
thealmightyhobbit
· 10 years ago
Yay! \^.^/ I'll get working on it right away!
davidtennant
· 10 years ago
Great!
vlekkie
· 10 years ago
I would rather change gender when I sneeze....
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canadianbacon
· 10 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ill take the baby muffin.
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thebesttrebor
· 10 years ago
I just won't eat muffins. No muffins only cupcakes...
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vlekkie
· 10 years ago
But when I think about it I don't like muffins nor am I opsessed with babies, but when I have children and find good tasting muffins you know.......
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yayafino
· 10 years ago
Why yes *Wink* I did major in booty math.
milesbearpower
· 10 years ago
Change gender
deathfox393
· 10 years ago
*achoo* well, I'm a female now. ...
guest
· 9 years ago
B bn.
