f*cked it up when I crawled up from Hell.

Actually, yeah. A plane hit me and I falled into Australia.
I asked Satan for help once there.

That's funny

No but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell
(an old and classic comeback)

"Fell from heaven"? Do you want to say that I'm Lucifer?

Oh my god the title just made this post

Well... No! I'm not from there! I'm from somewhere else