When I hear someone b*tching about my being 'tall and ugly' GIF

"Bitches be like"

U got a problem with that?

I don't care when people call me tall; it's Fat and ugly that makes me have that response.

When someone cracks a Canadian joke -_-

At first I thought the giraffe was jumping on a trampoline.

not meaning to sound cocky, but... im not tall or ugly and i still look at people like this, no matter what