Sweater Master

sweatermaster


"To be insane is to go against all logical and sane reason; not trying to stand out and be yourself"

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This had me laughing too hard 5 comments
sweatermaster · 4 years ago
"How is your semester going?"
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Yeah science! 7 comments
sweatermaster · 4 years ago
Damn, you beat me to it
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Wolf hybrid 16 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
ALL OF MY WANT.
Play music and enjoy 10 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
I literally only played fetty wap for this gif.
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Future grandpas 16 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
So.. Master Roshi?
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Suppose two swallows carried it together 15 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
Are you suggesting that cocoanuts migrate?
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I'm the alpha 21 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
My name is Sky~Blu so this doesn't happen to me very often.
So.......How do I look? 12 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
He looks like he's wearing socks too, how adorable.
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Endless edge brownie pan 21 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
So many corner pieces! This is pure happiness for me.
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Sleep tight pupper 243 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
Sleep tight pupper.
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For those of us called bort 44 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
Why thank you, love!
Sky-Blu Doris Yerke my full name though c:
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For those of us called bort 44 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
Sure is, sweetie.
For those of us called bort 44 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
If someone could find Sky-Blu on one, please let me know. That'd be great.
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For those of us called bort 44 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
I laughed harder at that I thought I was going to.
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Beard goals 21 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
I think you meant *husband goals
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Let's take a moment to admire this pile of bacon 9 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
I work at an Arby's in Indiana, and make at least twice the amount of bacon in the mornings and it barely lasts throughout the day.
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I honestly teared up a bit. 27 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
No problem, sweetheart (:
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I honestly teared up a bit. 27 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
Oh honey, you're not alone.
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"I don't want any damn vegetables" 7 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
If that was my punishment, every other word that came out of my mouth would be fuck.
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No one explain it 50 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
What do you associate the name Patrick with? That's step 1.
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No one explain it 50 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
I love this post just because I actually get it.
U wot m8?!? 6 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
This is why I love pugs.
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She's been posting crap for a while... I lost it 19 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
Schizophrenia is also an actual mental illness, but that's none of my business. *sips tea*
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Pureblood slytherin hermione 18 comments
sweatermaster · 5 years ago
So I have blue eyes, and I dyed my hair dark. So does that make me a slytherin?
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