I would murder someone

Stay on the internet all day every day. Problem solved

I just love Tom's reaction though! Too funny!

I would start a massacre that would lead to a riot that would lead to a revolution...

America was all: " I'm gonna make my own country! With blackjack and hookers!"

I just love Tom in this post he's so damn cute

Don't hurt yourself reposting this same shit every 3 days.