It's because they can't handle the awesome. It scares them and they find it intimidating.
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That or I'm completely out of my mind and the only people who accept me only exist on the internet
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But I think it's the former.
I would love to have a girlfriend but the truth is my fear gets in the way. Fear always gets in the way. The sort of fear that eats away at me constantly. The fear that's there when I wake in the morning and go to sleep at night. The fear that if I get a girlfriend my wife might find out.
Girls/guys just can't handle how amazing I am, my extreme talents include
Inability to cook edible food
Delusions of being awesome
Slight obsession with various forms of music
Thinks she's good at guitar
Only has two moods, mental patient and philosophical as fuck.
Every guy either ended up gay, cheated on me, was a mental patient/caused my dad to disown me/proceeded to tell everyone he wasn't interested I chased him (ahaha sugar please) or told me I'm fun but no since I wouldn't go further. Yes, all from experience. But hey, (^^) no need for pessimism.
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That or I'm completely out of my mind and the only people who accept me only exist on the internet
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But I think it's the former.
Inability to cook edible food
Delusions of being awesome
Slight obsession with various forms of music
Thinks she's good at guitar
Only has two moods, mental patient and philosophical as fuck.
Excuse me while I fangirl for a minute
I don't want to give away my (already restricted) free time that I spend with my friends!!