Damm hoes up to no good

Damn. Sneaky as fuck. Never thought about that before. They have evil sneaky ways so secret us guys would never think about it

If you call me "bae," yeah, I'm definitely cheating on you

I have a sure fire, no flaws, guaranteed way to get out of this one.
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Don't cheat on her.

Stop trying to make "bae" happen. It's not going to happen.