Yep, I felt embarrassed

Hmmm if you're also happy without one then you can go along like that :D
But I am pretty sure you would be even happier :)

Ooh I understand... So you just need time :) that's not a big thing. May I ask you how old you are?

Not all cookies are poisoned, the perfect one awaits for you.
Just remember, the prize at the end of all this misery and pain your going through will surely be worth it when you find your cookie ^-^