Charts That Perfectly Illustrate How To Properly Pet Animals

I have certain knowledge and relationships with the unicorn, and I can tell you right now, their horns do not grant wishes.

Gah so want a Chinchilla.....but can't have one :-(

"He'll lose all his rings" best part.

What is the second to last one?

"Maybe" on the last one ;)

My chinchillas sometimes like being pet. Depends on which one i grab

Regarding the unicorn: I AM NO MAN *dramatically pulls off head armor*

This is from buzzfeed

.. Is the wolverine on there twice?

I like the unicorn part

My Cat likes Belly Rubs

The fish.