Revenge is a dish best served frosted.

Where did she get the semen from?

This reminds me of the movie Van Wilder. But I think he used donuts.

I should do this, but I'll possibly use something lightly toxic! >:)

This happened at one of the high schools in my town. Turns out she lied and used mayonnaise and hot sauce? Idk. Someone went home sick, so it's 'under investigation'

That better be free-range, gluten-free, tofu, vegan semen!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THATS WHAT THEY GET

What's semen?