anti pick up lines

He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
She: No, but I did scrape my knee when I climbed from hell.

From Daria, perfect for the second last one:
" (sarcastically) Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, we grew up in this room, and we thought we would die here... alone. But now you've arrived, and our lives can truly begin."

Goin to have to use some of these

Drop lines, don't pick these up

In the first one I read something like... "pay me so we can have sex"

"That's what she said."
Not to you