Unrealistic Beauty Standards:

Real unicorns look however the fuck they want too. Stop shaming unicorns about their bodies. Every unicorn is beautiful.

The real unicorns are also almost extinct...

No..

I like em' big, I like em' CHUNKY.

I hate it when they say "real man like curves, bones are for dogs" , because that is fucked up. At my school they do this alot because I am naturally skinny with a fast metabolism ; (