Some Weird Facts

(Second fact)
Yo momma so fat, she got deported to Sea World because the workers thought Shamu escaped

Number 18 is me just imagine riding a turtle everywhere

Why hadn't they made number 12 into a movie yet

Oh also I have used the contact lenses mentioned in number 19. I don't really recommend them tho because they're really thick and presses down on your eyeballs so they hurt like hell

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wouldn't the dominos pizza be cold by the time it reached the space station?

Number 17 is actually quite depressing

I had those contact lenses. They were terrible. If you fuck up putting them in, then your vision is bad for the rest if the day. Not to mention that the contacts are hard.