How to woman

".... Lots of chocolates and if you're lucky, I MIGHT share them with you"
*eats whole box of chocolates*
"I said might"

"You can have some of my chocolates. I don't like this one that's orange flavored, you can have it. This one is dark chocolate which I don't like so you can have that one also. Ewww, coffee flavored, they make me puke so you can have that one too."

"You should thank me for my generosity, I didn't have to give you any chocolate"