I was almost offended

Almost had me.

This reads like something the Onion would write…

Reminds me of the every third weekly...and yeah, the onion as well.

this post was a roller coaster

Can't tell of compliment or prejudice?

I'm confused. Just confused that's all . dragon

Obviously a British paper

I loce this

I was almost going to murder someone, but then I saw the end

I guess you could say she...
*sunglasses*
caught her a Marlon!

haha that was great...

If that girl was asian, she would have visited her parents first, poured them some tea and respectfully asked them to consider maybe extending a casual invitation for her boyfriend to possibly drop by if he happened to be in the neighborhood.