Stephen segal gives Vladimir Putin bunny ears

"In related news, they were both found dead an hour later."

Stephen Seagal is one of the few people who could take Putin in a fistfight.

Not true

The left guy: You like krabby patties don't you Squidward?

Sadly, this is fake. The skin on those fingers is too light to be his fingers. and given the positioning and length of the fingers, they're clearly coming from his direction.