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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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deleted
· 10 years ago
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No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument
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serratedattheedges
· 10 years ago
It's a number.
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thefuq
· 10 years ago
What?! All this time my parents were telling me mayonnaise was a cleaning product damn it.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Well crap, I should stop using it to do my homework
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thatdangdawdler
· 10 years ago
Horse radish isn't an instrument either.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
It is if you try hard enough
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whisperkid99
· 10 years ago
Maybe if you stick in a reed and blow hard enough, mayonaise could be an instrument?
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thefuq
· 10 years ago
I heard trombones are all the rage there's days.
Especially as hats.
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beyondtheriverbend
· 10 years ago
So using trombones as hats is 'in' now?
....well here comes the hipsters wearing trombones and shit
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bookworm
· 10 years ago
Trombones need rights too! They are functioning members of society by reminding us of our compassion and distant roots. Save these poor victimized trombones from being a target any longer. Save the trombones!
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thatdangdawdler
· 10 years ago
But I heard the French horns are totally in season.
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bookworm
· 10 years ago
Yes.. This problem must be addressed! Save the brass!
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guest
· 10 years ago
Such a waste of a perfectly playable trombone.
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Especially as hats.
....well here comes the hipsters wearing trombones and shit