The difference between $10,000 in 1's vs 100's

Candy said to the teller, "It was a great night for me down at Vanilla Nipples!"

drugs

If you look out the window you can see that this is in a bank

They have drug banks?

Hahahahahaha

Or are you a stripper?

.... How did you know?

It's a felony to label money with the wrong band or band it with the wrong amount. Bills are wrapped as tightly as possible so that it's impossible to remove even one without at least disturbing the band. Also, the hundreds are brand new, making them take up less space than the crumpled together ones.

Alrighty then.