Ugh.... Met a guy like this back in high school so sweet not a great stud at all and when I show some interest he says he likes my friend who is the hottest girl in the group who is out of all of reach... :( he wonders why I hate his shallow ass... (Long story on why I call him shallow, summary: he was an ass about me liking him because I am big like him too)
Or people on funsubstance
Or fan art
Or even real people