When I see my neighbor with his new puppy

Hello there, to you, too. Glad to see you got your keyboard fixed.

How's life ? how long has nobody touched your puppy to get you that worked up over simple joy ?

I ACTUALLY HAVE TWO DOGS, BUT THEY'RE BOTH A FEW YEARS OLD, NOW. SADLY, THEY ATE MY CAPS LOCK KEY, SO...
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oh, how funny you are, someone hold me

I'M SORRY MY ATTEMPT AT HUMOR HASN'T MET WITH YOUR APPROVAL. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO GET SO WORKED UP OVER MY JOY, THOUGH, YOU HAPPINESSNAZI... :(

I smell asshole

Then pull your head out from between your legs.

nah, it's just you

THAT'SWHATYOUGETFORBENDINGFSOVERWITHYOURMIGHTYCAPSLOCK!!1

dude, calm your tits