Parents

He even got the little squint thing that they do down

More like "What's this 'tab' thingy?"

The mouse is backwards too.

*mom when i open a new tab* "You dumbass why did you close the page? I was looking at it!"

Well to start off, you might want to try turning the mouse the right way.

Did anyone else think that his neck was his face at first or am i just insane