Omg.Can't swim.Help.I'm drowning.

Idea: get really fat, jump in the deep end of a pool, they all come rescue me.

I have forgotten how to breathe. Oh no.

I don't even have to fake it :D

I need mouth to mouth resuscitation

Oh dear, I have magically lost all knowledge on how to swim. Is there an application for a private lesson??

Oh no i suddenly too scare to go to the pools because i might disturb their time