Good things to name your children

There are two types of people in the world.

Ima name my daughter lizard and when she gets a nickname like Liz people will be like oh your name is Elizabeth and she'll have to explain her name is lizard

I'm gonna name my daughter Lucifer but have her nickname be Lucy so when she goes to school and enters a new grade she can watch the horror unfold slowly on her new teacher's faces while she says "Just call me Lucy."

I wanna name my child Narnia so that when I buy them a toy I can yell,"FOR NARNIA!"

How would a pizza's daughter be a casserole though?

my family's last name is meth... hahah my uncle wants to name his daughter crystal :D