Sneezing on your period

this comment made me laugh so hard!^

That's the perfect term to describe that feeling

Like Niagara Falls in your pants.

And when it comes a day early all like SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

Exactly

Or when I put my feet up on my desk

Breathing to heavily

Or just being alive in general

laughing too hard makes a splash
I feel bad for that girl in my class that laughs a lot

And then the realization that the bathroom is already occupied.

last period I had, I have a loft bed about two metres in the air. climbing down the ladder, blissfully oblivious of what'a about to happen, pajama pants shift and a huge pat of blood falls onto the ground from 2 metres.

And I thought waking up on the Japanese flag was bad.

the accuracy ..it's ..over.....
9000

Its a lot more complicated than just that

Yeah. Girls have 3 options at max, and really have one option if they choose not to push something up inside them. So yeah, it's really more complicated than just to say, "use tampons".

The Shining

It's not just jokes, it's the truth.

but isn't it bad to keep all that blood in you

It's not bad that you have all that blood in you without any release, is it?

When....If....You get a girl you will have a lot of TMI in your life

Haha " IF you get a girl..."