sociopathicassbutt

sociopathicassbutt


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Pickle 13 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
That looks like it's at a Chili's. Is it? The tiles on the tables look familiar.
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Can't beat this logic 7 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
Are you a US senator?
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Kids are always good for a laugh... 4 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
The second to last one is like a young John Green
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This makes me strangely happy 7 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
Ru-huh-ringtone, pick up your phone
Ru-huh-ringtone, pick up your phone
Ru-huh-ringtone, pick up your phone
Ru-huh-ringtone, pick up your phone
Din-da-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding
BEEP BEEP BE BOOP
Pick up your telephone because you hear yo' ringtone!
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Diddly-Darn Minute 8 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
What's funnier is the "ABY" in the background makes it look like it would say "BABY".
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Sneezing on your period 38 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
Not to sound rude, but it was never said that their marriage was to a female. Just saying!
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You know 3 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
"I would love to have the sex with you."
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When two butt hairs get tangled. 33 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
Someone sounds a little butt hurt.
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The little story of my life 11 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
Unless they're about to be cut off.
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When two butt hairs get tangled. 33 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
I hope you don't mind if I rear myself into the conversation. I don't want any-booty to hate me.
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What do you like to do when you are alone? 42 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
*lights the torches*
*grabs the pitchforks*
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What do you like to do when you are alone? 42 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
*silence from those who understand but refuse to acknowledge the innuendo*
When your mom packs lunch that you don't like 5 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
It looks like we were...
All in this together.
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What do you like to do when you are alone? 42 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
You're a cereal killer?! THOSE POOR FRUIT LOOPS. THEY HAD A FAMILY, YOU KNOW!
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Guinea fabulous 13 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
Sam Winchester, is that you?
how people pee 8 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
The fireman looks like he is urinating a heavy stream of nacho cheese... Anyone else see that? Just me? Okay...
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Good decisions 4 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
"It's an alpaca, you ass."
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I've never been so wrong 10 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
This is so accurate, it hurts.
Throwing sticky tape at people who need to stick with the program 26 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
Throwing soap at people who need to clean up their act
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Kitteh incoming 14 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
"Take your brother outside as fast as you can - don't look back. Now, Dean! Go!"
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Carving perfection 14 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
"gram·mar
ˈgramər/
noun
noun: grammar
The whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general, including the written and verbal word usually taken as consisting of syntax and morphology (including inflections) and sometimes also phonology and semantics. Can also apply to that of written vocabulary, spelling, and proper use of punctuation to translate to a grammatically correct statement."
What was that again?
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Fffffuuuu 14 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
John Watson is that you?
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Dayuuum 10 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
THE HILLARY 2016 SHIRT IM DYING
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Carving perfection 14 comments
sociopathicassbutt · 7 years ago
Or geodes carved into skulls. I mean whatever works for you. Grammar apparently is a free-for-all.
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