That's what I would do

Or alternatively, "This isn't my 'posse.' Say hello to the Secret Service."

Few things gladden my heart more than republicans. How can you say someone is so terrible, yet can't manage to beat him with your classic white full-of-shit statesman with a metric fuckton of money and an army of special interests at his back?
And spare me the handout argument. You don't want to go down THAT road.

So nobody else gets tired of entire pages full of twitter or tumblr or w/e these text posts are? This one isn't even original. It reminds me of something I've heard in a stand up show, just with a terrible delivery.