White people

Yes, I'd like one helping of rabies please.

I wonder how long they were waiting for the raccoons to show up ? o_0

I'd be worried if I was her. Raccoons are vicious. One of my younger sisters got in a fight with a raccoon when she was 11. (Yes, seriously.)

Obese racoon

Racoons eat meat so they would not stop biting once they hit her flesh.

Those are practically small bears!!!!!

Why do we have to bring race into this? What do a bunch of white people let racoons eat off of them? It's just this one chick. This post is funny but the "white people" part seems unnecessary.