"So son, have you complied with rule no. 6?", "Er, remind me again sir?", "Rule no. 6 says Get a Lawyer.", "Oh yes sir, I've got a letter here saying who my lawyers are...", "Good, this seems all in order, carry on dating my daughter.", "Er sir? I just wondered why I needed a lawyer?", "Because you're going to do something illegal!", "I am? I wasn't planning on doing anything ...", "Meth, son. My daughter is a massive meth head and you're going to have to buy it for her. Get a lawyer."
Number 10 reminds me of what Steve Harvey said on his show.
He said "if I look out the window and see you kissing her real hard, then you're gonna come inside and we're gonna kiss real hard."
My favorite one I've ever heard is "if you come 'round with your pants saggin' down by your knees, I will be only too happy to secure them with my staple gun."
I'm the mother of three amazing sons and I'm telling you right now they'd never even want to date a girl with a father like this. Any man would would wear this shirt is a complete douchebag which means his family is probably a mess. Real men don't have to wear stupid immature stuff like this.
my dad has been threatening to buy this shirt for weeks. the only reason I don't give him consent is because of number 10 and how awkwardly that could end up
That could end very awkwardly...
He said "if I look out the window and see you kissing her real hard, then you're gonna come inside and we're gonna kiss real hard."