Turns out the have a cat that looks exactly like mine

Hes a wee shit

I was walking my dog past their house and I seen a cat that I was 90% sure was my cat in their bedroom window

Is that a hint that you want us to eat you?

I mean who wouldn't want an atomic bomb

Since i don't really have much of one I'll do it

3

Shall we get food while they try cancel us?

Cringe

You never heard of Wallace and gromit?

Uncancellable

I'll give a watch later

You just broke a child's heart

Squad assembled