Is this Australia?

Even after seeing this post, I still can't bring myself to kill one

yes. this is australia

That would be fucking awesome. I swear if anyone says kill it with fire they don't know what they're missing out on.

This is why I kill spiders.

And that's the story of how Hagrid became a friend to the acromantulas

The spiders look like baby handprints.

But think about it, if you are the king of the spiders you are pretty much king of the world because a lot of people are scared of them and you could just take over.

This could be useful

imagine if ron of harry potter could survive
australia

are you Hagrid?
or is this fantasy?

Please don't fear us, gigantic stranger