My grandmother was born without fingerprints. I had no idea this was a thing

She could commit crimes and no one could trace her

...I think she's a member of the MIB, but does not remember because she got her memory erased by a neuralyzer.

At first I though this said "My grandmother was born without fingers"
And to be honest that frightened me a bit

wow

No iPhone 5S for her!

My science professor burned hers off with acid.

I accidentally burned my thumb with a lighter as a child, and it's true that you can temporarily lose your fingerprints that way. It's also true that you will end up crying like a little girl if you try. Think I'll just wear gloves to commit all my heinous crimes, or heck, maybe I'm just not cut out for a life of crime.

Lucky for me tax evasion doesn't leave fingerprints

I thought this was an udder