Favorite candy just got ruined

I was eating a lollipop

Good thing my spit tastes good then isn't it

I will never eat a lollipop in the same way again

You swallow your own saliva everyday anyways lol
Nothing gross about it at all lol

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE... YOU HAVE RUINED LOLLIPOPS FOR ME

Actually...it's flavored sugar...the saliva just dissolves it.

If that makes you queasy, just imagine what you're doing when you're going down on a lady.