Stop ringing, stop it now I say!

You're not an asshole, that's the considerate thing to do if you don't want to hurt their feelings

That's what I do, except it doesn't make me feel like an asshole. Pressing ignore makes me feel like an asshole

I do this almost everyday

I will only feel like an asshole if it turns out that someone was actually in trouble and needed me to bail them out. "Hey, I need to to be my alibi" oops. Never make me your one phone call.