"Come over here!"
"When are you going to go inside?"
"It doesn't fit!"
"Hurry up!"
These sentences are just some of the many ordinary sentences that my friends and I burst out laughing at.
Star Wars is great for that if you have a dirty mind:
"I don't care what you smell down there, get in there you great hairy oaf!"
"You musta hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
If you want a roller coaster of innuendo check out "Sexy Time or Plumbing Time?" by George Hrab on YouTube.
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He calls out the name of a "device" and the audience has to guess whether it is a plumbing contraption, or something ment for the bedroom. It's a little trickier than you think:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_b0vbQT6BKI
A variant of that when speaking to someone at work that you might have a sexual interest in, ask what time they get off. After they answer, ask if you can watch. ;)
Sometimes a dirty mind isn't that good, though. I mean, I've known people who you literally cannot have conversations with because they turn things that really aren't even remotely dirty, dirty, and they can't take things seriously.
"When are you going to go inside?"
"It doesn't fit!"
"Hurry up!"
These sentences are just some of the many ordinary sentences that my friends and I burst out laughing at.
"I don't care what you smell down there, get in there you great hairy oaf!"
"You musta hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
.
He calls out the name of a "device" and the audience has to guess whether it is a plumbing contraption, or something ment for the bedroom. It's a little trickier than you think:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_b0vbQT6BKI