The truth comes out

At 3am? No way. Nobody dares disturb my slumber!

I did this and I went to jail!

Wake me up at 3am, and Imma cut you.

Wake me up? Uh, no. That fucker is gonna be at his house, fucking sleeping as I fucking take MY beauty sleep. Wha? I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING DIABETES AT 3 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING! Who came up with this? Someone who wanted to sound clever. Da faq?

Normal girls would love this... we internet girls will stab whoever wakes us up, ice cream or not.

But I'll be watching Netflix at 3am..That's not cool to interrupt that.

My phone's usually off and I sleep pretty heavily around 3 am, so good luck with that.
On a side note, if a guy successfully woke me up, he wouldn't live much longer after that.

I'm not waking up to any guy at three a.m. Now if it is 5:00 after a bad day with a dinner of steak potatoes and corn that is another thing

My perfect ugh as to be like (and don't judge me please) Raphael from tmnt (teenage mutant ninja turtles but from the new movies)