Not a good start

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lucifer · 10 years ago · FIRST

First I'll shatter your phone. Then I'll shatter dat ass.

deleted · 10 years ago

Smooth man

mgoveia · 10 years ago

Saying "dat" on a date is a surefire way to repel the ass. It's even worse than hosing yourself down with axe brand woman repellant.

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serratedattheedges · 10 years ago

I hope you dropped it before you gave her your number.

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