If I was a Jedi master would do this to my girlfriend everyday

But totally worth it

I think I would find the Jedi mind trick much more useful... "You can continue to play the playstation while drinking beer all evening and later I will not have a headache when you do finally come to bed."

He would have a wife

Have you watched the movies?

It depends when he was a Jedi. After Luke restored the Order they were allowed to have "attachments."

That sounds so fucking weird. "Hey guys, meet my new attachment, Anne!"