As an American with all this World Cup talk

I'm from germany and I'm like that too

I'm all
"WOO! SOCCER!"
for the first ten minutes, and then I leave because I don't like watching soccer all that much.

I'm totally the opposite! I literally listen to it on the radio if I'm in the car running late! Also my brother skipped work just to watch it! (Thank goodness his boss is a fan too!) XD

I love soccer.

I'm from Nigeria where everyone is typically obsessed with soccer. Even my mom watches it, but I'd rather just watch Mythbusters or something

I can't even begin to explain how accurate this is.

"What? Goal? Awesome! *fake celebrating ensues*"

Maybe you... the world doesn't end at the borders of the US.