Let's all do shots.... of milk

I need this.

And COOKIES!
Because, pfft, cookies are the only reason I would buy milk...

I. MUST. HAVE. THIS!

I'm in. But be careful: I can get a bit crazy with too many shots in my system.

Or Kahlua!

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Let's play a game. Every time someone makes a pun on Funsubstance, we take a shot. Agreed? (of these cookie things, that is. Don't drink and drive, kids)

replace the milk with cream and die of diabetes. mmmm...

It's better if that's cookie DOUGH.

Those are shots of cereal water ...

I would just like.. shove the whole thing in my mouth, try to close my mouth properly around it so the milk stays in, then crunch down on it all at once.
Yeah...
Not proud of that...