saphira

saphira


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His parents must be so proud 7 comments
saphira · 6 years ago
It's eyes are black! Where are Sam and Dean when you need them?!
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He's found a loophole 2 comments
saphira · 6 years ago
*whispers* he found a poophole *giggles quietly to myself*
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Useless facts 19 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Which taxi, which driver, and which month so I know not to call that cab during that month
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There's a strong logic here 12 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
But what if you killed everyone in the future and so no on could stop you?
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Yes 17 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
I'd like to see someone try
A doggy kindergarten 5 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
I guess you could say *puts on smoking hot sunglasses* they're doggone tired
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Having your own starbucks experience at home 4 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
And its still cheaper
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Yes 17 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
You got that right
Taste the rainbow 9 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Under the dome!
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It's funny cause she's... WASTED! 6 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
You mean waste deep
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At grandma's when 6 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Thats what I thought too!
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I'm in a wide open spaaaaaace! 5 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
I love weenie dogs!
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Smooth as hell. 20 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Whats going on? Where am I?
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Blind spots 7 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Why isn't there one on top? thats a major blind spot
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The sun 4 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Idiot
O_O 32 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Hes like " This guy had some brains and is looking rather dashing in that suit"
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O_O 32 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
He said human one time o_O
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Make me this and I'll be yours 27 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Mine too! But the ending of the last one was.... meh
Make me this and I'll be yours 27 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
It’s been 14 years since First Night, when the dead came back to life. Six billion people have died (and reanimated) since then, and America has collapsed into isolated communities living within the great “Rot and Ruin.” Benny is 15, which means it’s time to get a job or face cut rations, but his general laziness leaves him with only one employment option: join his stuffy, sword-swinging, Japanese half-brother, Tom, as an apprentice bounty hunter. This means heading beyond the gates to slice and dice “zoms,” but Benny quickly begins to see the undead in a new light—as well as realizing that Tom is much more than he ever let on. The plot is driven by an evil bounty-hunter rival and the cruel games he plays, but Maberry has more than gore on his mind. The chief emotion here is sadness, and the book plays out like an extended elegy for a lost world. Tom’s a bit too perfect and his pontification too extended, but this is nevertheless an impressive mix of meaning and mayhem.
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Make me this and I'll be yours 27 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Alright will do. Have you read Rot and Ruin?
Make me this and I'll be yours 27 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
That sounds.... AWESOME!
Make me this and I'll be yours 27 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Whats it about?
Make me this and I'll be yours 27 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Oh well I got mine from the Eragon books. (I love that series.)
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Snowbody's gonna mess with her..... 35 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Hey where'd he go anyway?
Snowbody's gonna mess with her..... 35 comments
saphira · 7 years ago
Really? Wow thats very kind! Way to go Lucifer! But you see what i mean? The media only focuses on his bad side
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