Snowbody's gonna mess with her.....

Now why would you do that

You how he loves his pie

Well, I broke into Hell and was looking through the fridge when I saw it. It looked so delicious can I couldn't help myself.

Why would you break into hell the door is always open we go play poker there every Wednesday

You banned me remember?

Also lucifer always puts traps around his pie how did you disarm them?

Very carefully

You are one of the 9 beings in the universe that can steal his pie you know that right

9? That many? Who else?

A pigeon from dimension 12, his dog, Bob from down the street and the rest can't be typed in any language known to man

How many live to tell about it?

4005 have tried 23 have succeeded and 9 have lived to tell the tale (you being one of the 9)

I still say it was worth it. It was good pie.

Ya those slave girls in his basement make Dam good pie

And sandwiches

They better make sure its good. I herd he hangs you by your toes if you use to much salt.

No that's a lie he hangs them by their hair and ties rocks to their toes if they use much salt

He's not that cruel

I guess if y'all play poker every Wednesday he can't be as bad as the media makes him out to be.

Did you know he donated money to an animal shelter

Really? Wow thats very kind! Way to go Lucifer! But you see what i mean? The media only focuses on his bad side

Ya he donated money towards the shots and poison used to put the dogs down so new puppies can in

He really likes to contribute to society

Hey where'd he go anyway?

Probably looking for his pie and forcing the slave girls to make more

I took 2 days to eat my pies, ok?