I guess if y'all play poker every Wednesday he can't be as bad as the media makes him out to be.

They better make sure its good. I herd he hangs you by your toes if you use to much salt.

I still say it was worth it. It was good pie.

How many live to tell about it?

9? That many? Who else?

Very carefully

You banned me remember?

Well, I broke into Hell and was looking through the fridge when I saw it. It looked so delicious can I couldn't help myself.

I probably deserve it for stealing the last piece of his pie

Can his last name be King?

Okay

I have about 200 books in my room that I'm crazy about does that count?

You can have me

We should totally watch it together

Zombieland

Smart people should revolt!