Tree for president

But canada has prime ministers, right

I'm Canadian and I can say that this is 100% true for sure, yessir.

for to become...?

After 4 years, if a beaver can knock it down with a tree, it can also become Prime Minister. Then, there's a big party, where every single canadian drinks maple syrup while being sorry for the tree.

Omfg I'm Canadian and i absolutely fucking hate dumbass ignorant posts like this, and of course other Canadians (or impersonators) go "Oh ya ttly tru bro" and it makes me FUCKING ANGRY